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CANDLES

BAD NEVER SMELLED SOOO GOOD!

Our signature Rude Dude candles not only smell amazing but they also tell everyone what is on your mind.  Living passionately through passionate words.  What phrase says what you are thinking.  Say it the Rude Dude way.

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34 products
  • HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY Candle - Scent of Immortality
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • CALM THE F*CK DOWN Candle - Scent of Relaxation
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • I F*CKIN LOVE YOU Candle - Scent of Affection
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • ABSO-F*CKING-LUTELY Candle - Scent of Conviction
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • SEXY-MOTHER-F*CKER Candle - Scent of Cuddling
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • F*CK CANCER Candle - Scent of Living
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • SHUT THE F*CK UP Candle - Scent of Silence
    $30.00
    $30.00
  • F*CK YEAH Candle - Scent of Popping Bottles
    $30.00
    $30.00

Testimonials:

"These candles smell awesome."
Ted P., MN
"What a wonderful anniversary present. I punched my husband in the arm then gave him a kiss. Funny boy!"
Janet J., CA
"Sometimes a candle says it all. Thanks guys this was a perfect birthday gift."
Sam S, FL